A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing:
Husband : – My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant : – What is her height?
Husband: – Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five feet tall.
Sergeant : – Weight?
Husband: – Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : – Color of eyes?
Husband : – Never noticed.
Sergeant : – Color of hair?
Husband : – Changes a couple times a year . .. . maybe dark brown.
Sergeant : – What was she wearing?
Husband: – Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant : – What kind of car did she go in?
Husband : – She went in my truck.
Sergeant : – What kind of truck was it?
Husband : – Brand new 2014Ford F150 King Ranch 4 X4 with Eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats, DVD with Navigation, 21 channel CB radio, 6 cup holders, 4 power outlets, custom “Bubba” floor mats, trailering package with gold hitch. Put on special alloy wheels and off road Michelin’s. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.
At this point the husband started tearing up.
Sergeant: – Don’t worry sir…….We’ll find your truck
Uh-huh, I get it – a good truck is hard to find. Almost as hard as a good wife!
Have a lovely weekend! With your significant other. 😀