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Blonde rights!

A ventriloquist is touring comedy clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blond woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:  “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.  What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!”

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blond yells, “You stay out of this, Mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”


*facepalm*  D’oh!

Have an epically blonde weekend!

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Daily Prompt

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I thought it was interesting they posed this question on the anniversary of the moon landing, when humanity was the most nomadic we’ve ever been in history.  Perhaps it was intentional.  🙂 

I’ve lived a nomadic life, in a way.  I’ve moved over a dozen times in my life and lived in 3 states, west coast, east coast, and middle.  Do I need a home base?  Do I ever!

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