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2 Corinthians 5:14-15

2 Corinthians 5:14-15“For Christ’s love compels us, because we are convinced that one died for all, and therefore all died. And he died for all, that those who live should no longer live for themselves but for him who died for them and was raised again.”

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The Rainy Day Test

Rain Makes You Happy

You tend to move slowly, but you still get a lot done. You are steady.
You tend to have your head in the clouds. You are a bit absent minded, and you’re often lost in your thoughts.
You have high expectations for your life, and you’re sometimes disappointed. You wish that things were easier.
You prefer to be around a wide variety of people. You believe that you learn a little something from everyone.
You find peace when you are able to escape a little. Getting outside of yourself helps you find perspective.

This is one of the results from the quiz, The Rainy Day Test

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Well hmm.  This one seems to be pretty accurate, more so than many other of these silly quizzes!

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Funnies

Knock, Knock

Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.

One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?”

The 94 year old yells back, “I don’t know, I’ll come up and see.” He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he yells, “Was I going up the stairs or coming down?”

The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having coffee and listening to his brothers. He shakes his head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.” He knocks on wood for good luck. He then yells, ” I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see whose at the door.”

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An oldie but a goodie! 

Have a great weekend!

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Funnies

The Hereafter

Her minister told an eighty-year-old woman that, at her age, she should be giving some thought to what he called “the hereafter.”

She said to him, “I think about it many times a day.”

“Oh, really?” said the minister. “That is very wise.”

“It’s not a matter of wisdom,” she replied. “It’s when I open a drawer or a closet, I ask myself, ‘What am I here after?’”

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I can vouch that you don’t need to be 80 years old to do this! 

Have a great weekend!

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