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I Don’t Want To Go To Church!

A mother went to wake her son for church one Sunday morning. When she knocked on his door, he said, “I’m not going!”

“Why not?” asked his mother.

“I’ll give you two good reasons,” he said. “One, they don’t like me. Two, I don’t like them.”

His mother replied, “I’ll give you two good reasons why YOU WILL go to church. One, you’re 47 years old. Two, you’re the pastor!”

 

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Sometimes you just have to give your kids some tough love. 😉

Have a great weekend!

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What’s Your Autumn Sense?

Yeah, something about satisfying people with delicious things to eat is oddly satisfying in and of itself. 

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“Your Autumn Sense is Taste”
It’s pretty simple… you love fall because it’s the most delicious time of the year. From Halloween candy to Thanksgiving leftovers, there’s always a culinary treat right around the corner for you. You also enjoy the smaller seasonal foods of fall – a pumpkin latte, apple crisp, or butternut squash soup. You wait all year for your fall food favorites to return, and you’re going to savor every single one of them!
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Hearing Better Now

An elderly man was having hearing problems and went to see a specialist. The doctor fitted him with some hearing aids that brought his hearing back to full strength.

After a few weeks the man came back to make sure the new equipment was working properly, which it was.

The hearing specialist said, “It all seems perfect. Your family should be delighted you can hear everything now.”

“Oh no,” the man responded. “I haven’t told any of them. I just sit quietly, listening carefully. I’ve changed my will four times.”

 

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Sounds like a pretty wise man, to me! 

Have a lovely weekend!

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