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F 06-24

The Bible.  How do I deal with … ?  I don’t “deal with” it.  I mean, at the end of the day (and I think I use that phrase a lot now that I think about it!) no one answers to me, and I don’t answer to them.  Ultimately, not my circus, not my monkeys.  What’s for me to “deal with”?  I’m not the One in charge.   

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Funnies

The Church Gossip 

Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed arbiter of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several residents were unappreciative of her activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

Mildred made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his pickup truck parked in front of the town’s only bar one afternoon. She commented to George and others that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.

George, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just walked away. He didn’t explain, defend, or deny, he said nothing.  Later that evening, George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred’s house . . .and left it there all night.

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Hahahaha!  Oh I love this one!  😀

Have a wonderful weekend!

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Gratitude in June

22. What story are you grateful for?

Naturally, I am grateful for the stories that my husband has written.  I think he’s a great writer.

Today, The Gift of the Magi pops into my head when I think of stories.  I love that one.

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