Posted in Funnies, Jokes, Laughing


No Health Insurance

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

“Do you have health insurance?” she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”

The nun asked, “Do you have money in the bank?

He replied, “No money in the bank.”

“Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?”

asked the irritated nun.

He said, “I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun.”

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”

The patient replied, “Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law.”


Now how can you argue with that?  😉

Have a great weekend!

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Posted in A-Z Blog Challenge

A-Z Blog Challenge Theme

A-Z 2018 bIt is time for the 2018 A-Z Blog Challenge Theme Reveal! 

Drumroll please!

My theme is … Miscellaneous! 

Yeah, I know.  But, how do you classify something like “A Word A Day”*? 

If you haven’t signed up yet, there’s still time!  Head on over to Blogging From A-Z Challenge to join in the fun!A-Z 2018 a

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*Some days might have two words.  😀

Posted in Bible, Faith

Romans 10:9-10

Romans 10:9-10“If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.”

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