You Are Calm and Content
You are calm and relaxed. You seek out serenity and tranquility.
You are agreeable… to a point. You know when it’s time to do your own thing.
Building real and deep relationships matters to you. You are a person of substance looking for others of substance.
You are accommodating and peace-seeking. You do your best to make others happy.
This is one of the results from the quiz, The Snowman Test
Yeah, it’s that “to a point” thing that seems to really bother other people!
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies — two in the front seat and three in the back – eyes wide and white as ghosts.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit?” she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly… Twenty-Two miles an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.” the officer asks.
“Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119.”
LOL Sometimes I wonder if she got a ticker for confessing to speeding. 😉
Have a lovely weekend!
|Galatians 3:26-28“So in Christ Jesus you are all children of God through faith, for all of you who were baptized into Christ have clothed yourselves with Christ. There is neither Jew nor Gentile, neither slave nor free, nor is there male and female, for you are all one in Christ Jesus.”
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You Are Unique Because You’re Curious
Unlike most people, you are truly interested in and open to the world around you.
You don’t judge anything until you know it well. You are happy to step outside your comfort zone to try something new.
You are rare in your ability to take in many new sites, sounds, and ideas at once. You don’t get overwhelmed.
Like a snowflake, you believe life is more about the journey than the final destination.
This is one of the results from the quiz, The Snowflake Test
Oh, yes I do get overwhelmed! I just try not to show it. And if I show it, that probably means trouble somehow.
One weekend, a couple were having breakfast when the radio suddenly blared, “We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow! Please move your car to the even numbered side of the street so that the street sweepers can come through!”
So the wife goes out and moves her car.
The next weekend, the couple were having breakfast when the radio suddenly blared, “We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow! Please move your car to the odd numbered side of the street so that the street sweepers can come through!”
So the wife goes out and moves her car.
The next weekend, the couple were having breakfast when the radio suddenly blared, “We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow! Please move your car to the-“
And suddenly the power went out. The wife said to her husband, “I didn’t hear which side of the street to move the car to. Do you know which side of the street I should move the car to?”
And her husband nicely suggested to her, “Honey, why don’t you leave the car in the garage this time?”
What a novel idea! Cars in garages! Whodathunk?! 😉
Notice how no one ever questions the foot of snow every weekend in this story?
Have a wonderful, snow-free, weekend!