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The Master of the House

 

A solicitor for the Red Cross called upon a well-to-do young couple for a donation. Hearing a commotion inside he knocked extra-loudly on the door.

A somewhat disheveled man admitted him in. “What can I do for you?” he growled, clearly upset about something.

“I would like to speak to the master of the house,” said the solicitor politely.

“Then you’re just in time,” barked the young man. “My wife and I are settling that very question right now!”

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Y’know, it’s a new couple thing.  😉  We all get it worked out eventually.  😉

Have a wonderful weekend!

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What Does Your Favorite Summer Activity Say About You?

“You Are Brilliant”
You are easily inspired to think colorful, interesting thoughts. Your ideas are never dull.
You tend to think up the most innovative things. You mind knows no limits.

You are intellectually open-minded. You like your beliefs and ideas being challenged.
You value autonomy and independence. You strongly believe in being free.

Well.  I know I certainly like to think so, but I’m certain no one else would agree!  lol

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Funnies

Will you see the punch line coming?

A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will”
The man said: “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
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Wait for it
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His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.

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Ha, you knew that was coming, right?  😀

Have an awesome weekend!

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