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What Halloween Costume Matches Your Personality?

Ha!  Oh my gosh, they almost nailed it!

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You Should Be a Ghost for Halloween
You are painfully shy. You don’t really care much for socializing, and you prefer it when people forget all about you.
When you get dressed up for Halloween, you’re just trying to hide a little. It’s the one time of the year it’s okay to wear a mask.

To be honest, Halloween makes you want to lock the door, turn out the lights, and wait for it to be over.
It’s a huge step if you even hand out candy on Halloween. Sometimes you’re too shy for even that!

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The Bribe

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

“So,” he said, “I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.” Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.

“You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.”

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon …

“Now then, I’m returning $5,000, and we’re going to decide this case solely on its merits.”


*snort*  I think a lot of us fear this is all too real and we just don’t know it, making the joke on us!

Have an epic weekend!

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Philippians 1:9-10

Philippians 1:9-10“And this is my prayer: that your love may abound more and more in knowledge and depth of insight, so that you may be able to discern what is best and may be pure and blameless for the day of Christ,”

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What Fall Spice Are You?

True extrovert?!  Hahaha!  Hahahahaha!  *wipestears*  No, no, I most most definitely NOT an extrovert!  I do love to make people feel at home when they visit, but I am not what anyone would call a social creature. 

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“You Are Cinnamon”
You are warm and friendly. You are a social creature and a true extrovert. You are welcoming, and you love to have people over to your place. You make everyone feel at home. You are sweet, but you aren’t overwhelming. You know how to be subtle with people. You have tact. You love life, and people love to be around you. You are very popular without trying to be.
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The Efficiency Expert

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want to try these techniques at home.”

“Why not?” asked someone from the back of the audience.

“I watched my wife’s routine at breakfast for years,” the expert explained. “She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time. ‘Hon,’ I suggested, ‘Why don’t you try carrying several things at once?'”

The voice from the back asked, “Did it save time?”

The expert replied, “Actually, yes. It used to take her twenty minutes to get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven.”


Yep, that sounds about right!  😀

Have a wonderful weekend!

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