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Ephesians 5:1

Ephesians 5:1“Follow God’s example, therefore, as dearly loved children”

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The Autumn Leaves Color Test

Well, intuition, yeah.  Hey!  See?  I knew you were going to say that!  😉

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“You Are Bright and Brilliant”
You tend to fall in love easily and stick with the one you’ve chosen. You were born to love. You are a natural writer of all sorts. You are equally suited writing essays, journals, and fiction. You are a comfort to those around you. You make others feel at ease simply by being you. You have an active imagination and intuition. You have a very fluid way of thinking.
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Headache Cure

A guy has been suffering from severe headaches for a long time with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he’s referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor.

The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies, “I get these blinding headaches, with this piercing pain and…”

He is interrupted by the doctor, “And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear.”

“Yes! Exactly! How did you know?”

“Well I am the world’s greatest headache specialist, you know. But I also suffered from that same type of headache for many years. Here’s how I cured it: Every day I would ask my wife to give me a neck massage. This would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes.”

Two weeks go by and the man is back.

“Well, how do you feel?”

“Doc, I’m a new man! I feel great! I haven’t had a headache since I started this treatment, I can’t thank you enough. And by the way, you have a great house.”

*****

Hahaha!  Okay, I should have seen that one coming!  lol

Have a great weekend!

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