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What’s Your Winter Scent?

Your Winter Scent is Cranberry

You are multifaceted and difficult to pin down. You have eclectic tastes, and you surprised everyone – including yourself.
You are a realist, and sometimes you can be a bit hard to handle on your own. You need someone sweet to balance you out.
You are honest – sometimes to a fault. You aren’t as sour as you seem, and you are strongly bonded to your friends.
Deep down, you are a traditionalist at heart. You like to keep things simple and get back to what matters most in life.

This is one of the results from the quiz, What’s Your Winter Scent?

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  Oh I’m every bit as sour as I seem!  😉  lolol  Grinchessa!  Ba-humbug!  😆

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Assertiveness Training

A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

“The funeral director,” his wife replied.

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*snort* 

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Hebrews 1:1-2

Hebrews 1:1-2“[God’s Final Word: His Son] In the past God spoke to our ancestors through the prophets at many times and in various ways, but in these last days he has spoken to us by his Son, whom he appointed heir of all things, and through whom also he made the universe.”

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What Season is Your Soul Connected To?

You approach life with a zen-like calm that other people envy. Nothing rattles you.
You are smart, thoughtful, and very serious. You don’t stress out, but you don’t take much lightly.

You like to keep to yourself, and you’ve been called shy – even if you don’t consider yourself that way.
You prefer a cozy, quiet life filled with ideas, books, and maybe a few friends.

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Oh I dunno, I feel like everything rattles me, I just don’t show it very much.  Never let ‘em see you sweat.  😉

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In Conclusion …

Whew!  NanoPoblano2018 is in the bag!  Did you finish?  Even if you didn’t, you tried, and that’s the important thing.  🙂

New friends made, old friends visited, stories told and shared.  It was fun!  Thank you for being on this journey with me.   I look forward to 2019!

❤  xoxox  *hugs*

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Kids Answer Questions About Moms

Why did God make mothers?

1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We’re related.

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.

Who’s the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goofball.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What’s the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work; dads just go to work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller; stronger, but moms have all the real power because that’s who you have to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.

2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back.

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Ha!  I shudder to think of what my kids might have said to these questions when they were little!

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