Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.
There were two ships. One was painted red. One was painted blue. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, ‘Did you get my drift?’
Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant’s fingers.
Christmas: The time of year when everyone gets Santamental.
Oh how punny! lol
Have an awesome weekend!
You are a highly sensitive person, and you are very in tune with how everything looks, tastes, sounds, feels, and smells.
You have a stronger than normal appreciation for art and nature. You notice every beautiful, subtle detail.
You are gentle and sensitive when dealing with others. You have strong opinions and feelings, but you rarely express them directly.
You are the type of person who is more likely to express yourself via art, writing, or music. It’s all there between the lines.
Funny. I score as an HSP on all those Myers-Briggs tests, too.
I was helping my 8 year old write a paper for school. We had writer’s block so I suggested we find a thesaurus. She laughed at me and said, “Good luck! They’ve been extinct for millions of years.”
LOL This one needs a *rimshot*. 😀
Although, with the current state of the language now days, that kid just may be right! 😉
Have a terrific weekend!
|“You Are Golden Bronze”
| You are one cool cat during the hottest summer months, at least on the inside. You have a laid back approach to summer.
You never let anything get too heated – literally and figuratively. You know how to chill when it’s time to wind down.
You love to soak up the summer, and you prefer to keep your summers as lazy as possible. You are all about getting in that down time.
You’re not one to let the summer pass you by. By deliberately going at a slow pace, you get as much summer as you want.
Oh, Summer can pass. I’m totally good with that.