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What’s Your Romance Style?

I do believe in the whole “right person” thing.  And I’m blessed to have found mine.  😀

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Your Love Style is Light Hearted
You’re optimistic about love. You feel like the right person is out there for you, even if you haven’t met him or her yet.
You do best in relationships that are steady, drama free, and easygoing. Love shouldn’t be hard.

You are a great partner. You are generous, fun-loving and optimistic.
Anyone would be lucky to have you, and you find love easily. True love is more elusive, but you’re willing to work for it.

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Funnies

And the Sign Said…

“TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.”

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS…

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS…

Spotted in a safari park (I sure hope so.):
ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK.)

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Hahaha!  Grammar failures often make for good funnies!  😀

Have a lovely weekend!

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How Do You See Love?

Ha!  No, not instant friends.  I’m too shy and introverted for that.  But, I can take an instant shine to people.  I just don’t tell them, lol.  Don’t want to seem creepy, you know!

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You See Love As Sweet
You are a ton of fun, and you love to bond with others. You make instant friends with people.
Whenever you are single, you are very ready to love. You have an open heart.

You are an easy person to be with and an easy person to love. You are a joy to be around.
If you have good food, good company, and good weather, then there’s not much more you can ask for.

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Funnies

Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older:

– Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

– Life is sexually transmitted.

– Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

– Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months maybe years.

– Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

– All of us could take a lesson from weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

– Don’t worry about old age. It doesn’t last that long.

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Be that as it may, I’m still glad I’m not getting any older at all.  😉  😀

Have an awesome weekend!

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Posted in Bible, Faith

Ephesians 6:12-13

Ephesians 6:12-13“For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms. Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand.”

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