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A Priest, A Minister, A Rabbi And A Bear

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So each one goes into the woods, finds  bear, and attempts to convert it. Later, they all get together. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

 

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*snort*  Yeah, maybe!  lol

Have a great weekend!

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What Halloween Costume Should You Rock?

You Should Rock a Bunny Costume

You are fun loving and spontaneous. Like with every other day, you just go with the flow on Halloween. You never know what you’re going to dress up as until the night of Halloween, but you’ve always got a few options in the back of your mind. You see Halloween as a night where anything can happen. You like to take it easy and see what happens. Each Halloween is different every year – and that’s what you love about it!

 

 

What Halloween Costume Should You Rock?

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For some reason, I now have these visions of the movie, “A Christmas Story” going through my head.  😉

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Funnies

Pregnancy Q & A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

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Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

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Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?

A: Childbirth.

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Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.

A: So what’s your question?

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Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

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Q: When is the best time to get an epidural ?

A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

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Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?

A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you.

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Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

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Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

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Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

 

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Some of those were a tad too true!  lol

Have a wonderful weekend!

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Posted in Bible, Faith

John 3:20-21

John 3:20-21“Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that their deeds will be exposed. But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what they have done has been done in the sight of God.”

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