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Missing wife

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing:
Husband : – My wife is missing.  She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.
Sergeant : – What is her height?
Husband: –  Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five feet tall.
Sergeant : – Weight?
Husband: –  Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant : – Color of eyes?
Husband : –  Never noticed.
Sergeant : –  Color of hair?
Husband : –  Changes a couple times a year . .. . maybe dark brown.
Sergeant : – What was she wearing?
Husband: –   Could have been a skirt or shorts.  I don’t remember exactly.
Sergeant : –  What kind of car did she go in?
Husband : –  She went in my truck.
Sergeant : – What kind of truck was it?
Husband : – Brand new ​ 2014​Ford F150 King Ranch 4 X4 with Eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission.  It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats, DVD with Navigation, 21 channel CB radio, 6 cup holders, 4 power outlets, custom “Bubba” floor mats, trailering package with gold hitch.  Put on special alloy wheels and off road Michelin’s.  Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door.
At this point the husband started tearing up. 
Sergeant: – Don’t worry sir…….We’ll find your truck

*****

Uh-huh, I get it – a good truck is hard to find.  Almost as hard as a good wife!

Have a lovely weekend!  With your significant other.  😀

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