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~Ness

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In Honor of Veteran’s Day

*salute*

From the bottom of my heart,

Thank you.

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With gratitude,

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Posted in Current Events

Happy Birthday Marines!

 

Happy Birthday

Marine Corps!

Thank you

For 238 Years

of Dedicated Service.

We would not be America

Without You.

*salute*

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Love, Ness

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Funnies

 

Top 10 Reasons a Pastor Stopped Going to Football Games

 

1. Every time I went they asked for money.

2. The people I sat next to didn’t seem friendly.

3. The seats were too hard. They weren’t comfortable at all.

4. I went to many games, but the coach never came to call on me.

5. The referees made decisions that I didn’t agree with.

6. The game went into overtime and I was late getting home.

7. The band played numbers that I had never heard before and it wasn’t my style of music.

8. It seems the games are always scheduled when I want to do other things.

9. I was sitting by some hypocrites. They came to see their friends and they talked through the whole game.

10. I was taken to too many games by my parents when I was growing up.

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Ha!  Yeah, there’s a lot to chew on here!

Have a great weekend!

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Posted in Family Life

Happy Anniversary

To My

 

Beloved

 

Husband!

 

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I love you with all my heart.

~Ness

 

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Funnies

A Trapper’s Stove

An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada.

Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated cabin, far removed from any town. The hunters had heard that the locals in the area were quite hospitable, so they knocked on the door to ask permission to rest.

No one answered their knocks, but they discovered the cabin was unlocked and they entered. It was a simple place … 2 rooms with a minimum of furniture and household equipment. Nothing was unusual about the cabin except the stove. It was large, pot-bellied, and made of cast-iron.

What was strange about it was its location … it was suspended in midair by wires attached to the ceiling beams.

“Fascinating,” said the psychologist. “It is obvious that this lonely trapper, isolated from humanity, has elevated this stove so that he can curl up under it and vicariously experience a return to the womb.”

“Nonsense!” replied the engineer. “The man is practicing the laws of thermodynamics. By elevating his stove, he has discovered a way to distribute heat more evenly throughout the cabin.”

“With all due respect,” interrupted the theologian, “I’m sure that hanging his stove from the ceiling has religious meaning. Fire LIFTED UP has been a religious symbol for centuries.”

The three debated the point for several hours without resolving the issue. When the trapper finally returned, they immediately asked him why he had hung his heavy pot-bellied stove from the ceiling.

His answer was succinct. “Had plenty of wire, not much stove pipe.”

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Sometimes, you know, it’s best not to overthink these sorts of things, lol.

Have a awesome 1st weekend in November!

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