Halp, Mom!

We all try to help our babies when they need us. 

Animal Gifs: Halp, Mom! – Cheezburger – BETA

What Is The Meaning of Your Life?

It’s that time of year, where we like to take a moment and evaluate what it all means.

For some people, anyway!

This is what my quiz said.  Fascinating, really.  Yes, I do believe that happiness is often a choice.  But I also believe that there are times when it’s not an option.  Sometimes sorrow visits for a time, and I am of the mind that when it does, it needs to be embraced.  Trying to ignore it will only make it more persistent.  Once it’s had it’s fill of you, it leaves, and happiness can move back in.

Sorry!  It’s just supposed to be silly quiz Saturday!  Enjoy your weekend, and your New Year’s celebrations!

The Meaning of Your Life is Joy

The purpose of your life is simple: to live it to the fullest. You believe that happiness is a choice, and being happy isn’t that hard to figure out. Too many people struggle in their lives. You think they should just let go and enjoy what they’ve been given. It’s easy to find misery, but it’s difficult to find happiness. You know that all the happiness you need comes from within.

What Is The Meaning of Your Life?

The First Rule of Blogthings Is: You Don’t Talk About Blogthings

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Santa’s Annual FAA. Review

 

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order.

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf’s nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa’s weight and balance calculations for the sled’s enormous payload.

Finally, they were ready for the check-ride. Santa got in, fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness, and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa’s surprise, a shotgun.

“What’s that for?” asked Santa incredulously.

The examiner winked and said, “I’m not supposed to tell you this, but you’re gonna lose an engine on takeoff.”

*****

*scoff*  Everyone knows magic reindeer are bullet proof.  😉

Hope your Christmas was merry and bright, and that you’re all set for a safe and sound New Year’s!

Happy Birthday Husband!

Happy Birthday

to

My Wonderful

Husband!

I’m so thankful to share these days with you.

*kisses*

Vanessa

Merry Christmas!

May the joy

of the Savior

fill your heart

and your home

this Christmas season.

With Love,

 

Rescue!

Good boy! 

We all could use a friend like that, who helps us out of a jam.  🙂

Goggie Gif: Goggie to the Rescue! – Cheezburger – BETA

What Personality Disorder Are You?

 

Irrational obsessions … hmm … okay.  Yeah, that’s probably true.  More than I’m willing to admit, no doubt! 

You May Be a Bit Obsessive Compulsive…

Meticulous and detailed oriented, you have some irrational obsessions. Maybe it’s your super neat closet or washing your hands a gazillion times. You probably know it’s weird, but you just can’t stop thinking about it. In fact, the more you think about your quirks, the more you have to do them.

What Personality Disorder Are You?

Blogthings: Learn Something Surprising About Yourself

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The Rabbi’s Advice

 

A man goes to see the Rabbi. ‘Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.’

The Rabbi asked, ‘What’s wrong?’

The man replied, ‘My wife is poisoning me.’

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, ‘How can that be?’

The man then pleads, ‘I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s poisoning me, what should I do?’

The Rabbi then offers, ‘Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.’

A week later the rabbi calls the man and says, ” I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?

The man said yes and the Rabbi replied,

‘Take the poison’

*****

Oooh, that’s harsh!  I’m hoping that “poison” here means chicken soup or something! 

Have a great, poison-free, weekend!