Top 10 Reasons a Pastor Stopped Going to Football Games
1. Every time I went they asked for money.
2. The people I sat next to didn’t seem friendly.
3. The seats were too hard. They weren’t comfortable at all.
4. I went to many games, but the coach never came to call on me.
5. The referees made decisions that I didn’t agree with.
6. The game went into overtime and I was late getting home.
7. The band played numbers that I had never heard before and it wasn’t my style of music.
8. It seems the games are always scheduled when I want to do other things.
9. I was sitting by some hypocrites. They came to see their friends and they talked through the whole game.
10. I was taken to too many games by my parents when I was growing up.
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Ha! Yeah, there’s a lot to chew on here!
Have a great weekend!
Vanessence 