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2 Peter 3:9

2 Peter 3:9“The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise, as some understand slowness. Instead he is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance.”

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The Colorful Pattern Test

 
You are outspoken and quirky. There’s nothing subtle about you.
You tend to motivate others and raise spirits. You are a natural team leader.

You don’t worry too much about who you are or how you’re perceived. You’re happy to just be yourself.
Energetic and lively, you are always on the go. You’re doing a million things at once and doing them well.

 
 
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Energetic.  Hahahaha!  It said I was energetic!  lmao

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Never Felt Better

In a court in Tralee, deep in County Kerry, Ireland, this conversation is reported to have taken place:

Lawyer: ‘At the scene of the accident, Mr O’Brien, did you tell the Garda officer that you had never felt better in your life?’

O’Brien the old farmer: ‘That’s right, sir.’

Lawyer: ‘Well then, Mr O’Brien, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client’s car hit your cart?’

O’Brien the farmer: ‘When the Garda arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Darcy, my dog, who was badly hurt, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say I’ve never felt better in my life.’

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Context matters! 

Have a great weekend!

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PithyNess

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Happy Father’s Day

Happy Father’s Day!

And to those who are missing dads, or babies, or both, may you find a special comfort today that brings peace to your heart.  ❤

Love, Vanessa

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Psalm 91:1

Psalm 91:1“Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty.”

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Welcome Summer

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The Ultimate Color Test

 
When you are at peace, you are:

Thoughtful and sensitive

When you are moved to act, you are:

Confident and optimistic

When you are inspired, you are:

Spontaneous and adventurous

When your life is perfectly balanced, you are:

Connected to nature and the world

Your life’s purpose is:

To reach enlightenment

 
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Oh I don’t think I’m EVER spontaneous!  Total INFJ here, I have to schedule my spontaneity! 

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