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Chicago Snow

One weekend, a couple were having breakfast when the radio suddenly blared, “We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow! Please move your car to the even numbered side of the street so that the street sweepers can come through!”

So the wife goes out and moves her car.

The next weekend, the couple were having breakfast when the radio suddenly blared, “We are expecting 10-12 inches of snow! Please move your car to the odd numbered side of the street so that the street sweepers can come through!”

So the wife goes out and moves her car.

The next weekend, the couple were having breakfast when the radio suddenly blared, “We are expecting 12-14 inches of snow! Please move your car to the-“

And suddenly the power went out. The wife said to her husband, “I didn’t hear which side of the street to move the car to. Do you know which side of the street I should move the car to?”

And her husband nicely suggested to her,  “Honey, why don’t you leave the car in the garage this time?”

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What a novel idea!  Cars in garages!  Whodathunk?!  😉

Notice how no one ever questions the foot of snow every weekend in this story?

Have a wonderful, snow-free, weekend!

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