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What Childhood Halloween Costume Are You?

You Are a Princess

You love to look your best for every occasion, and that includes Halloween. You enjoy turning heads. You are a good sport, and you love to participate in most Halloween activities. However, you always put your own spin on things. You tend to be more of a leader than a follower. And if people don’t want to follow, you just go your own way. You like to live life on your own terms, and you expect the best from everything and everyone. If that makes you a little spoiled, so be it!
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Not surprisingly, this was my most frequent go-to costume as a little girl, lol.  😀  It was one day a year where I could dress up as something pretty and sparkly!

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The Blonde and the Lawyer

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?

The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. …

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”

This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question.”What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.

“Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”

She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”

The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the Inflight Internet  and searches the ‘net and the Library of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.

The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought this was going to be a dumb blonde joke.

 

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This may be one of my favorite jokes of all time!  It never gets old.  😀

Have an amazing weekend!

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