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John 3:20-21

John 3:20-21“Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that their deeds will be exposed. But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what they have done has been done in the sight of God.”

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What’s Your Autumn Personality?

Your Autumn Personality is Artistic

There’s something about fall that makes you want to create, and there’s nothing holding you back.
Take out your camera and snap some amazing fall foliage shots. Or paint or draw what you see.
Experiment with fall produce and see if you can cook up something amazing. Create your own Halloween costume.
Get creative this autumn. Have fun with all the colors, flavors, and celebrations!

 

This is one of the results from the quiz, What’s Your Autumn Personality?

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Create – you know, it’s only in very recent years that I’ve even entertained the notion that there is a single creative bone in my body, and Autumn does seem to bring it out a bit.  🙂

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Mother Knows Best

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how John and his roommate Julie looked at each other. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this only made her more curious. By the end of the evening she was convinced there was more between them than met the eye. Reading his mom’s thoughts, John volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Julie and I are just roommates.”

About a week later, Julie went to John saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver gravy ladle. You don’t suppose she took it, do you?”

John said, “Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her just to be sure.”

So he sat down and wrote: “Dear Mother, I’m not saying that you ‘did’ take the gravy ladle from my house, I’m not saying that you ‘did not’ take the gravy ladle but the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, John.”

The next day, John received a response from his mother that read:

“Dear Son, I’m not saying that you ‘do’ sleep with Julie, and I’m not saying that you ‘do not’ sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom.”

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Hahaha!  Can’t fool mom!

Have an epic weekend! 

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The Autumn Test

“You Are Calculating Yet Compassionate”

You are physically affectionate and warm hearted. You treat people with kindness and respect. You are wise and bright. You reason through your problems quite well. You’re usually the first to discover a new trend. You have broad, ever expanding tastes. You have great vision and can be very insightful. In fact, you are often profound in a way that surprises yourself.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

The Autumn Test

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Yeah, I confess, I’m a hugger.  I can tell that bugs a lot of people though, so I don’t hug people unless it’s okay with them.

Ready for the solstice Monday?  Officially Autumn, woo!

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The Travel Genie

An older couple were walking on a beach when the husband tripped over a bottle and a genie popped out.

“You can each have one wish,” said the genie.

The wife made her wish first “I would like to travel around the world, with my husband,”. Suddenly there appeared in her hand two tickets for travel around the world.

Now it was the husbands turn, “Well” said the husband, with a naughty look on his face “I wish I can have a younger companion.”  The words were barely out of his mouth when poof, he aged 20 years!

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With my luck, that’d be the genie I’d find.  😀

Have an awesome weekend! 

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