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Alexa, Siri, and Google, oh my

Not sure why, but this kind of made me chuckle today.  🙂

Alexa Is the Dumbest Smart Assistant After Siri and Google | Digital Trends

The venture capital firm recently asked Amazon Alexa, Apple’s Siri, and Google Assistant the same 800 questions. Google Assistant was the most successful of the bunch and was able to answer 93% of the questions correctly. In comparison, Siri was only able to get 83% of the questions right, and Alexa got 80%. Samsung’s Bixby and Microsoft’s Cortana, both lesser-used voice assistants, didn’t even make the cut. Alexa Is the Dumbest Smart Assistant After Siri and Google | Digital Trends

~Vanessa~

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Country Club

A Catholic priest , a doctor, a rich businessman and an Italian Guy from New Jersey were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.

The  Italian Guy  fumed, ‘What’s with those guys? We’re waiting fifteen minutes between shots!’

The doctor chimed in, ‘I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such poor golf!’

The rich businessman called out, ‘Move it, time is money!’

The Catholic priest said, ‘Here comes the greens keeper. Let’s have a word with him. Excuse me, sir!’ said the priest, ‘What’s wrong with that group ahead of us? They’re rather slow, aren’t they?’

The greens keeper replied, ‘Oh, yes. That’s a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.’

The group fell silent for a moment.

The Catholic priest said, ‘That’s so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.’

The doctor said, ‘Good idea. I’m going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there’s anything that he might be able to do for them.’

The rich businessman replied, ‘I think I’ll donate $50,000 to the fire fighters union in honor of these brave souls!’

The Italian guy from  Hurley said, ‘Why can’t they play at night?

 

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You know, it’s tough to argue with that logic!  lol

Have an epic weekend!

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