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Children’s Nuggets of Wisdom

-Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10

-When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. – Michael, 14

-Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14

-Stay away from prunes. – Randy, 9

-Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. – Traci, 14

-Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic tac. – Andrew, 9

-Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. – Kyoyo, 9

-You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. – Armir, 9

-If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. – Naomi, 15

-Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. – Lauren, 9

-Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. – Joel, 10

-Never try to baptize a cat. – Eileen, 8



I suspect a lot of these kids are going to go far in life!  lol 

Have a great weekend!

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