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What Sea Animal Are You?

You Are a Turtle

You are a sure and steady creature. You don’t rush anyone or anything. It’s important to take your time.

You go at your own pace and do the right thing. You always honor what’s important.

You are grounded and focused. You bring stability to other people’s lives.

You are mindful and deliberate. You allow yourself the time to think through every option.

This is one of the results from the quiz, What Sea Animal Are You?

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No, I don’t rush.  I hate rushing.  It totally stresses me out, I’ve learned.

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Spring Fever

Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire.

Much to their relief she smiled and said, “Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper.”

Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: “First Question: Which tire was flat?”

 

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Rut-roh Shaggy!  They got caught!

Have an awesome weekend!

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Thankful

It’s hard when people you love are going through a difficult time. And this isn’t about me, but I’m fair to bursting with relief and gratitude.

My very dear friend (30+ years dear) was diagnosed earlier this year with Stage 4 stomach cancer, and given 6-12 mos life expectancy. She has been going through chemo, and still has about 3 mos to go, but today her doctor called her with some results.

The biopsies are negative. The chemo is working.

Good news is really nice. 🙂 xoxox ❤

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A Seashell Test

You Are Well Rounded

It’s hard for you to stay focused in your life. There’s just so much to be excited about.

You never get too obsessed with anything. You just don’t have it in you to be a workaholic.

You don’t seek balance – balance just seems to find you. You can let go and relax.

Normal life is pretty amazing to you. You are content with where you are.

 

This is one of the results from the quiz, A Seashell Test

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It’s true that it’s hard for me to stay focused – so many sparkly thing!  However, I think I probably do get obsessed about things.  (stop me before I collect another notebook!)

Balance is over-rated. 

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The Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”

The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”

The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?”

The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?”

The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”

 

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Hahaha, I’m pretty sure I dated that kid back in the day! 

Have a wonderful weekend!

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