Posted in Funnies


The Lawyer And The Angel

After dying suddenly at the age of 46, Jack the lawyer was greeted by an angel at the gates of Heaven.

“We’ve been waiting for you for a long time,” the angel said.

“What do you mean?” Jack replied. “I’m 46, right in the prime of my life, far too young to die.”

“You’re not 46, you’re 85,” said the angel.

“If you think I’m 85 then you definitely have the wrong guy. I can even show you my birth certificate,” Jack said.

The angel told Jack to wait while he went and checked some records. After a few minutes the angel returned and said, “By our records you are 85. I’ve checked all the hours you’ve billed your clients and you definitely have to be 85!”


Ha!  Yep, those billable hours finally came back to bite him! 

Have a great weekend!

All rights reserved by Vanessence

One thought on “Funnies

What Are Your Thoughts?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.