Babes in the Woods
Back in the woods, a redneck’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist. Since there was not electricity the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high to I can see what I’m doing.” Soon a baby boy was brought into the world.
“Whoa there,” said the doctor. “Don’t be in a rush to put the lantern down … I think there’s another one to come.”
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. “No, no, don’t be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, it seems there’s yet another one in there!” cried the doctor.
The new papa scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor, “Do you think it’s the light that’s attractin’ ‘em?”
Yes. The light. I’m sure that’s it! lol
Have a lovely weekend!