|Isaiah 53:5-6“But he was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his wounds we are healed. We all, like sheep, have gone astray, each of us has turned to our own way; and the LORD has laid on him the iniquity of us all.”
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New Jersey Hunters
“A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
“The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: ‘My friend is dead! What can I do?’
“The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: ‘Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’
“There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: ‘OK, now what?’”
I guess it’s good to be sure.
Have a great weekend!
|You Are Pure Yellow|
| You are very alive and in bloom. You are always changing, growing, and inspiring those around you.
You are the type of person who never shuts off. You constantly have things to do and people to see.
You are very enthusiastic about everything, and you do a good job uplifting others. You have a sunny personality.
Babes in the Woods
Back in the woods, a redneck’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night and the doctor was called out to assist. Since there was not electricity the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high to I can see what I’m doing.” Soon a baby boy was brought into the world.
“Whoa there,” said the doctor. “Don’t be in a rush to put the lantern down … I think there’s another one to come.”
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. “No, no, don’t be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, it seems there’s yet another one in there!” cried the doctor.
The new papa scratched his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor, “Do you think it’s the light that’s attractin’ ‘em?”
Yes. The light. I’m sure that’s it! lol
Have a lovely weekend!