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Important Facts to Remember as You Grow Older:

– Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

– Life is sexually transmitted.

– Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

– Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months maybe years.

– Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

– All of us could take a lesson from weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

– Don’t worry about old age. It doesn’t last that long.

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Be that as it may, I’m still glad I’m not getting any older at all.  😉  😀

Have an awesome weekend!

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