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In Remembrance of Pearl Harbor

*salute*

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USS Arizona Memorial

Rare and Unseen Pics: After Pearl Harbor

via Rare and Unseen Pics: After Pearl Harbor | Fox News. [The link is from 2013 but still works, the pictures are worth seeing.]

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Funnies

Assertiveness Training

A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

“The funeral director,” his wife replied.

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*snort* 

Have a great weekend!

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