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What Do Your New Year’s Plans Say About You?

You Are Nostalgic

You generally seek whatever is cozy and comforting. And nothing is cozier than a night in when it’s cold outside.
You are happy to take it easy on New Year’s Eve and reflect upon the year that has passed.
Your attitude for the new year is one of comfort, caring, and compassion.
Your new year will bring a few new memories of its own to cherish for the rest of your life.

This is one of the results from the quiz, What Do Your New Year’s Plans Say About You?

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No going out for me on NYE.  It’s just too dangerous.  And if I was having a party, it would be with the intent that all my guests would be there for breakfast in the morning.  No driving! 

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What has caused it?

A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.

The man’s tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began to read. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked ‘Say Father, what causes arthritis?’ The priest replies ‘My son, it’s caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol and contempt for your fellow man’ ‘Well I’ll be darned’ the drunk muttered, returning to his newspaper.

The priest thinking about what he said, nudged the drunk and apologized. ‘I’m sorry to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?’

‘I don’t have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.’

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That’s what I call putting your foot in it!

Have a lovely weekend!

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Luke 2:11-14

Luke 2:11-14“Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is the Messiah, the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger.” Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, “Glory to God in the highest heaven, and on earth peace to those on whom his favor rests.””

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What Does Your Christmas Tree Say About You?

You Are Serene

You like to party and live it up during the holidays. This is a time to be festive and celebrate.
You are resourceful, quirky, and artsy. You like something that’s a bit outside the norm. You aren’t traditional.
You like your holiday decor to have personal meaning. Your ornaments and decorations each tell a story.
This holiday season you are grateful and spiritual. You are tapping into the deeper meaning of the holidays.

This is one of the results from the quiz, What Does Your Christmas Tree Say About You?

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  Well now.  I like for my TREE to party, but not me personally.  And in fact, I’ve even used that term for my tree – years ago I found tinsel in several different colors and used them all on the white tree I had, and claimed it looked like a party going on.  🙂  But me, myself, and I are quite content without large social gatherings.  Smaller, more intimate situations are much preferred. 

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That’ll Be Fine

A recent transplant to the mountains of North Carolina writes: The folks around these parts have a peculiarity that drives me nutty. You ask them an “either/or” question, and their answer is– “That’ll be fine!”

I asked a lady the other night who was coming through my register at Wal-Mart, “Ma’am, would you like your milk in a bag or not?”

“That’ll be fine,” was her reply.

I looked quizzically at her, and asked, “Does that mean ‘yes’ or ‘no’?”

“I said that that’ll be fine,” was her answer. Since I was holding it up in my hand, out of a bag, I decided to assume that “that” in this case meant “that naked jug of milk that you’re holding in your hand, not in a bag.”

This feeling was further reinforced by a slight nod of the head towards the jug just as she said the word “that’ll.” I set the jug in the buggy without putting it in a sack.

“I said I wanted it in a bag,” she complained. “You want me to shout it or write it down for you?

“That’ll be fine!” I replied.

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Hahahaha!

Have a fine weekend!  😀

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