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In Conclusion …

Whew!  NanoPoblano2018 is in the bag!  Did you finish?  Even if you didn’t, you tried, and that’s the important thing.  🙂

New friends made, old friends visited, stories told and shared.  It was fun!  Thank you for being on this journey with me.   I look forward to 2019!

❤  xoxox  *hugs*

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Kids Answer Questions About Moms

Why did God make mothers?

1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

2. Mostly to clean the house.

3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We’re related.

2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.

2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.

2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

3. My grandma says that mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.

Who’s the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goofball.

2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What’s the difference between moms and dads?

1. Moms work at work; dads just go to work at work.

2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

3. Dads are taller; stronger, but moms have all the real power because that’s who you have to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.

2. I’d make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on her back.

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Ha!  I shudder to think of what my kids might have said to these questions when they were little!

Have a great weekend!

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#NanoPoblano2018 Day 30

Zone.

[The Whole Thing: Always Be Cheerful. Don’t Ever Forget God. Heartily Invest in Justice, Kindness, Love, and Mercy. Never Objectify People. Quietly Respect Someone That’s Underprivileged. Value Wisdom. EXamine Your Zone.]

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Your

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EXamine

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Wisdom.

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#NanoPoblano2018 Day 26

Value

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