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The Bribe

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

“So,” he said, “I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.” Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.

“You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.”

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon …

“Now then, I’m returning $5,000, and we’re going to decide this case solely on its merits.”

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*snort*  I think a lot of us fear this is all too real and we just don’t know it, making the joke on us!

Have an epic weekend!

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