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Yardwork

Simon’s mower motor had finally given up the ghost. His wife, Maria, kept dropping hints about getting it fixed before the grass grew too tall, but the message wasn’t getting through, and Simon kept procrastinating and putting off doing the repairs.

Frustrated, Maria decided on what she thought was a clever way to make her point. When Simon arrived home from work, he found Maria sitting in the grass, clipping it by hand with a tiny pair of scissors.

Simon, totally amazed, watched silently for a few minutes, then went into the house only to appear again a few minutes later where he handed her a toothbrush. ‘When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the sidewalks,’ said Simon ungraciously.

 

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You know where the surgeon eventually found those scissors and toothbrush, right?  😉

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