Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself?
Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.
There were two ships. One was painted red. One was painted blue. They collided. At last report, the survivors were marooned.
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up and asked, ‘Did you get my drift?’
Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant’s fingers.
Christmas: The time of year when everyone gets Santamental.
Oh how punny! lol
Have an awesome weekend!