Four senior golfers hit the course, some of them with waning enthusiasm for the sport.
“These hills are getting steeper as the years go by,” one complained.
“These fairways seem to be getting longer too,” said one of the others.
“The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too,” said the third senior.
After hearing enough from his senior buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said, “Quit your dang complaining and just be thankful we’re still on the RIGHT SIDE of the grass!”
Yeah, things look a little different on the root side of the grass!
Have a wonderful weekend!
|“You Are Reflective and Thoughtful”
You are most comfortable when you are doing something that’s totally foreign to you. You love new things.
You believe in transparency and honesty. The truth hurts, but you’d like to know it.
You seek a bit more depth in your life, but you are slowly changing. You don’t like to rush anything.
You believe that if you look closely enough at people, they all have their own unique beauty.
Uh, no, don’t love new things! Love my tried and true! Love my routines!
The Biologist and the Frog
A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump.
He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, “Jump, frog, jump!” The frog jumped across the room.
The biologist measured the distance, then noted in his journal, “Frog with four legs jumped eight feet.” Then he cut the frog’s front legs off.
Again he ordered, “Jump, frog, jump!” The frog struggled a moment, then jumped a few feet.
After measuring the distance, the biologist noted in his journal, “Frog with two legs jumped three feet.” Next, the biologist cut off the frog’s back legs.
Once more, he shouted, “Jump, frog, jump!” The frog just lay there. “Jump, frog, jump!” the biologist repeated. Nothing.
The biologist noted in his journal, “Frog with no legs – lost its hearing.”
Sometimes, this seems pretty typical with the state of things! Maybe we just have too many biologists running around! 😉
Have a fantastic weekend!