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Sith | Define Sith at Dictionary.com

The Word of the Day – thought you’d be interested!  lol  😀  May the Fourth be with all you Star Wars fans out there!

sith

[sith] /sɪθ/

adverb, conjunction, preposition, Archaic.

1.

since.

 

Origin of sith

Middle English

Old English

950

before 950; Middle English; Old English siththa, dialectal variant of siththan, orig., sīth thām after that, subsequently to that, equivalent to sīth subsequently (akin to Gothic seithus, Old Norse sīth- late, German seit since) + thām, dative of demonstrative pronoun, i.e., “to that” (see the1); compare Old Norse sīthan sith

Sith | Define Sith at Dictionary.com

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Funnies

Joke of the Day

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday.

“I’d love to be eight again.” she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favorite M&M’s.

What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?”

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “I meant my dress size!!!!!!!”

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he’s gonna get it wrong.

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LOLOL  Well, even if they get it wrong sometimes (and don’t we all?!) you have to give them an A+ for trying so hard to please us!  😀

Have an awesome weekend, and May the Fourth be with you!  😉

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