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What Scent Soap Are You?

Oh, amen to the no-drama life!  I would say it’s true that I’m slow to warm up, to just about anything. 
And I do make an awesome milk and honey soap!  😀

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You Are Milk and Honey Soap

You are very calming and soothing to those around you. Just your presence makes everything better.
You are centered and grounded. You would rather life a simple life than one with too much drama.

You are slow to act and slow to warm up once you do act. You don’t like to rush into anything.
You are an ethical person, and you are always looking for ways to be better. You consider as many factors as you can.

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New Hearing Aid

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

“Really,” answered the neighbor, “what kind is it?”

“Twelve thirty.”

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Sounds like pretty typical “state of the art” now days!  lol

Have a lovely weekend!

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Romans 15:5-6

Romans 15:5-6“May the God who gives endurance and encouragement give you the same attitude of mind toward each other that Christ Jesus had, so that with one mind and one voice you may glorify the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ.”

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What Kind of Garden Are You?

Oh I love English gardens! 
I do like to change things up – I think of it as “tweaking.”  🙂

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You Are an English Garden

You are creative and vibrant. You are inspired by everything around you, and you don’t have any one style.
You like a mix of old and new. And you always have something unique to add to the equation as well.

You are informal, open-minded, and flexible. You love to play around with art and design.
You tend to change things up a lot. Whether it’s your own clothes or your home, you can’t stay with one look for long!

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Tradition

 

During a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained sitting.

The half that was seated started yelling at those standing to sit down, and the ones standing yelled at the ones sitting to stand up…

The rabbi, learned as he was in the Law and commentaries, didn’t know what to do. His congregation suggested that he consult a house-bound 98 year old man, who was one of the founders of their temple. Perhaps the elderly man would be able to tell him what the actual temple tradition was. So he went to the nursing home with a representative of each faction of the congregation.

The one whose followers stood during Shema said to the old man, “Is the tradition to stand during this prayer?”

The old man answered, “No, that is not the tradition.”

The one whose followers sat asked, “Is the tradition to sit during Shema?”

The old man answered, “No, that is not the tradition.”

Then the rabbi said to the old man, “The congregants fight all the time, yelling at each other about whether they should sit or stand…”

The old man interrupted, exclaiming, “Yes! THAT is the tradition!”

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lol  Well, we all have our ways!  😉

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