Posted in A-Z Blog Challenge

#AtoZChallenge The Letter Y

 

Y

A-Z 2018 Y

Alfred Bemoaned Cowardice.  Defeating Every Fear Galvanized Him Into Just Killing Lingering Mental Nightmares and Obliterating Persistent Qualms, Resulting in Successful Triumph, Unseating Virtually every Worry … eXcepting 

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My “theme” – revealing a story one word at a time, in alphabetical order.  Some days may have more than one word!

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Blogging A-Z Challenge

Posted in Funnies, Jokes, Laughing

Funnies

Why Men Are Happier

Men can play with toys all their lives.

Men can wear shorts no matter what their legs look like.

Men have one wallet and one pair of shoes which are good for every season.

Men can choose whether or not to grow a mustache.

Men can “do” their fingernails with a pocket knife.

Men’s bellies usually hide their large hips.

Chocolate is just another snack.

The whole garage belongs to them.

Weddings take care of themselves.

Men’s last name never changes.

Everything on a man’s face stays its original color.

Men only have to shave their faces and necks.

Men can keep the same hairstyle for years, even decades.

Men can do their Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on Christmas Eve in 25 minutes.

For men, wrinkles add character.

Men can go on a week’s vacation and pack only one suitcase.

Men’s new shoes don’t cause blisters, or cut or mangle their feet.

Men don’t have to stop and think which way to turn a screw.

Men have one mood all the time.

A wedding dress cost $5000. A tuxedo rental – 100 bucks

Men can open all their own jars.

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Well!  True ‘dat!  😉

Have a great weekend!

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Posted in Daily Prompt

Daily Prompt

D 04-27

Well, not a lot, sometimes holiday stuff.  I’d have more if we weren’t renting.

 

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