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#AtoZChallenge The Letter S

 

S

A-Z 2018 S

Alfred Bemoaned Cowardice.  Defeating Every Fear Galvanized Him Into Just Killing Lingering Mental Nightmares and Obliterating Persistent Qualms, Resulting in 

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My “theme” – revealing a story one word at a time, in alphabetical order.  Some days may have more than one word!

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Blogging A-Z Challenge

Posted in Funnies, Jokes, Laughing

Funnies

Tongue Tied

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.

“How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.

“Well … they feel a bit tight.” replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the man’s feet.

“Try pulling out on the tongue.” offers the clerk.

“Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth.” He says.

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Okay, this one just cracked me up!

Have a lovely weekend!

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