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A Gift for His Wife

Upon waking, a woman said to her husband, “I just dreamt that you gave me a necklace of pearls. What do you think it means?”
The man smiled and kissed his wife. “You’ll know tonight,” he softly whispered.
That evening, the man came home with a small package which he gave to his wife. She jumped up and embraced him, and then settled on the couch to slowly and delicately unwrap the package.
It contained a book entitled, ‘The Meaning of Dreams’.


*snort*  Yeah, I wonder what’s going to happen to that man next time he falls asleep?  😉

Have a lovely weekend!

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