son – have you seen those human Barbie people? I was like, wow …
me – that’s nothing, have you seen the human Ken doll? Totally creepy!
daughter – that’s literally plastic surgery, making themselves look like plastic dolls
son – yeah, I want to ask, can I spin your head around and squish it and pop it off?
me – *laughs* oh my gosh!
son – what? I used to do that with V’s Barbies all the time!