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Texting for seniors

Although most reading this are not yet seniors I thought you should know their texting shorthand:
            ATD – At the Doctor’s
            BTW – Bring the Wheelchair
            BYOT – Bring your own teeth
            CBM – Covered by Medicare
            CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center
            DWI – Driving While Incontinent
            FWBB – Friend with Beta Blockers
            FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
            FYI – Found Your Ibuprofen
            GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
            GHA – Got Heartburn Again
            IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
            LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
            ROFL..CGU – Rolling on the Floor Laughing
                                …Can’t get Up!
            TTYL – Talk to You Louder

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*snort*  Yeah, these are getting a little too close for comfort!  lol

Have an awesome weekend!

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