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Happy Birthday Marines!

Thank you for all you do!

*salute*

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Doctor, is there any hope?

Danny was an extremely nervous patient whose imagination afflicted him with all kinds of misfortunes that never materialized. One afternoon he staggered into the house. He was bent forwards. He tottered to a chair and, still curled into a half-moon shape, dropped into it.

‘Jenny,’ he gasped, ‘it’s happened at last. There was no warning. All of a sudden I found I couldn’t straighten up. I can’t lift my head.’

When the doctor had arrived and looked at Danny, Jenny inquired, ‘Is there any hope, doc?’

‘Well,’ the GP replied, ‘it would help a great deal if he would undo the third buttonhole of his waistcoat from the top button of his trousers.’

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*snort*

Have a great weekend!

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