|You Are Not Crazy for Halloween|
You are what’s known as a Halloween humbug. For some reason, you really can’t get into the season.
Your best option is to camp out until November 1. Resist the urge to smash pumpkins and toilet paper houses.
Well, just because it’s not my favorite holiday doesn’t mean I hate it! Sheesh! I like it well enough! I just don’t go cuckoo for it, that’s all.