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A New Suit

A newly elected senator decided to get a tailor-made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting.

He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.

As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him:

“Didn’t you tell me you were a senator?”

The young man answered:

“Yes, I did.”

To this the tailor said:

“Who ever heard of a politician with his hands in his own pockets?”



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Daily Prompt


I 09-01

LOL  I’d probably have to go back to my birth day. 

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