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Gratitude in June

16. What about your body are you grateful for?

Hahaha!  Does hair count?  Or fingernails?  😉

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The 3 Spies 

There are 3 Spies that get captured. One spy is French, one is German and the other is Italian. Their captors come into the cell and grab the French spy and tie his hands behind a chair in the next room. They torture him for 2 hours before he answers all questions and gives up all of his secrets.

The captors throw the French spy back into the cell and grab the German spy. They tie his hands behind the chair as well and torture him for 4 hours before he tells them what they want to know.

They throw him back into the cell and grab the Italian spy. They tie his hands behind the chair and begin torturing. 4 hours go by and the spy isn’t talking. Then 8 hours, then 16 and after 24 hours they give up and throw him back into the cell.

The German and French spy are impressed and ask him how he managed to not talk. The Italian spy responds, “I wanted to, but I couldn’t move my hands!”

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Hahahaha!  I have known and loved a few Italians in my day, and almost without exception, they all used their hands when they talked.  It’s actually pretty contagious!  😀

Have a gorgeous weekend!

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