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A Bit of Country Humor

Mississippi

The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, “Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!”

Bubba replied, “Did y’all see who it was?”

The young man answered, “I couldn’t tell, but I got the license number.”

Texas

The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, “Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch?  Don’t you see that sign right over your head.”

“Yep,” he replied. “That’s why I’m dumpin’ it here, ’cause it says: ‘Fine For Dumping Garbage.’ “

Tennessee

A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65.  The trooper asked, “Got any ID?”

The driver replied, “Bout whut?”

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Lolz, these kinds of things don’t only happen in the South! 

Have an awesome weekend!

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#AtoZChallenge The Letter L

A Thirty-Word Story

My “theme” – A Thirty-Word Story, revealing one word of the story each day of the challenge.

L

Loving

 

 

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A2Z-BADGE-300 [2017]#AtoZChallenge

 

Blogging from A to Z April Challenge

Previously:

Alex
Bought
Corrine
Diamonds
Every
February,
Gladly.
He
Instinctively
Just
Knew

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Recently I’ve learned that many participants in the #AtoZChallenge have also been making their own lists of blogs they’re following and putting them into their posts, as a way to “spread the word.”  I’m a bit late to this, and haven’t had time to prettify all the links, but I thought I would put up my 2017 Challenge Collection.  I will be posting these to my blogroll once the Challenge is finished, like I did last year.  🙂

In no particular order:

|https://geraintisitt.com| |ttps://stranscht.com| |http://hotdogsandmarmalade.wordpress.com| |https://duncaninkuantan.blogspot.com| |https://transcribingmemory.com| |https://radhikasreflection.wordpress.com| |https://emeraldbaynton.wordpress.com| |https://zombieflamingoes.com| |http://namysaysso.com| |http://www.josie2shoes.com| |http://architar.wordpress.com| |https://iainkellywriting.wordpress.com| |http://thebookwright.blogspot.com| |https://pluckingofmyheartstrings.com| |https://anythingveronica.wordpress.com| |https://thesoundofonehandtyping.wordpress.com| |https://shirleyjdietz.com| |http://moonph.wordpress.com| |https://mcclendonvilla.wordpress.com| |http://www.patricialynne.weebly.com| |http://shalzmojo.in| |http://www.carolynastfalk.com| |http://nothyacinthbouquet.blogspot.com| |https://moondustwriter.com| |http://www.writer-in-transit.co.za| |http://www.athertonsmagicvapour.com| |https://othemts.wordpress.com| |http://queasypeasy.wordpress.com| |http://worddreams.wordpress.com| |JEN’s Lexical Creations| |Life & Faith in Caneyhead| |~Idiot Writing~| |Drunk on Life| |Mail Adventures| |Finding Eliza| |keith’s ramblings| |Books and Revolution| |Coach Daddy| |My Random Ramblings| |