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What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

Oh yeah, fighting definitely turns me off.  In a big time major way.
But, I had to laugh a the line about planning the surprise evening.  If you plan it it’s not a surprise!  LOLOL  I much prefer the planning though, I’m really not into surprises.  😀

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Your Candy Heart Says “Hug Me”
A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out.
Your heart is open to where ever love takes you!

Your ideal Valentine’s Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you’ve planned out

Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking

What turns you off: fighting and conflict

Why you’re hot: you’re fearless about falling in love

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What Color Is Your Love?

Yep, I do take love seriously.  I mean, honestly, what’s more serious than love? 

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Your Love is Green
When you love someone, it’s a very rational process. You love with your head first.
Love is all about fitting a person into your life. You can’t love unless the situation is just right.

You are an ideal partner in romantic relationships. You try to be as caring, loyal, and forgiving as possible.
You take love seriously, and you don’t give up on a commitment. You don’t need a ring to stay with someone through thick and thin.

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What Type of Valentine Are You?

Silly?  No, I don’t think silly.  Fun, perhaps.  It’s an opportunity to show the one you love that you love them.  That being said, I do think you should do that every day in some way, not just Valentine’s Day.  You know, if you want your relationship to actually last longer than Valentine’s Day.  😉

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You Are a Practical Valentine
To be honest, you think Valentine’s Day is a pretty silly holiday. You don’t need anything at all.
And if you’re going to get a gift, it might as well be practical. At least you could use a gift card to buy what you want.

What you really would like for Valentine’s Day is a relationship where you’re good to each other every day of the year.
That means more to you than eating your weight in chocolate or getting flowers that just die in a few days.

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Funnies

Deathbed Summons

A preacher on his deathbed summoned his doctor and his lawyer. They came, and he asked them to sit on either side of his bed and hold his hands.

They sat like that for a long while until the doctor stirred and said, “You don’t have long on this earth, Reverend. Can you tell us why you asked us to come?”

The old preacher stirred himself, wheezed and said, “Well, Jesus died between two thieves, and that’s the way I want to go too.”

*****

Well that’s a zinger to the doctor and lawyer!  lol

Have a wonderful and amazing weekend!

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