A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses inside him…
The Doctor descibed his condition as Stable.
To the guy who invented Zero….
Thanks for Nothing.
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know and I don’t care.
What’s the difference between “Out of Sight and Out of Mind”?
When Noah was loading the Ark where did he put the bee’s?
In the Ark-Hives
I changed my I-Pods name to Titanic…
It’s Syncing now.
How did I escape Iraq?
And Now, Some Groaners 😀
I bet the Butcher he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf…
He said the Steaks were too high.
A world renowned Chef undercooked the meat..
It was a Rare Misteak
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool…
So I gave him a glass of water.
I used to think I was indecisive…
But now I’m not so sure.
I was trying to find a good chemistry pun…
But all the good ones Argon
Hahaha! Oh I do love me some puns!
Have a wonderful first-weekend-of-the-New-Year!