|You Are Green Tea|
| You are a well balanced person. You don’t have many highs or lows in your life.
You enjoy bursts of creative energy and productivity. But you also enjoy your downtime.
You are insightful and philosophical. You don’t take much personally.
|You Are Chives|
| You are a complex person, and you are more versatile than others expect. You do a lot of things well.
There are two sides to your personality: one is all about art and color, while the other is all business.
You are very resilient. It is hard to keep you down, and you know how to overcome almost any obstacle.
|You Are Mint|
| You are a honest person with a strong personality. Your frank point of view is refreshing.
You’ve been quite lucky in your life, though you have made more of your own luck than you realize.
You are engaging and disarming. You definitely have the “gift of gab!”
The Blonde and the Lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.” Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”
This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.”What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
“Okay” says the lawyer, “your turn.”
She asks the lawyer, “What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?”
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00.
The blonde says, “Thank you,” and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, “Well, what’s the answer?”
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought this was going to be a dumb blonde joke.
Oh my goodness! I saw this joke like 20 years ago, when I was still my naturally blonde self, and just loved it, for obvious reasons, lol.
Have an epic weekend!
Aw man! 😦 RIP Tree! Your pictures always made me smile!
The tree was a popular tourist site since the 1880s when a group of pioneers carved out the center. It became an iconic part of the state park. Until recently, cars were allowed to drive through.
Jim Allday, a park volunteer, found the collapsed tree on Sunday as a major storm barreled over central and northern California.
|Your Hidden Talent is Your Rebellion|
| You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system.
And while this may not seem big, it can be.
It’s people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes.
|Your Hidden Talent is Understanding People|
| Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.