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2017 Super Bowl Tickets

For those who may be interested. I was recently notified that an individual has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl — box seats plus airfare, accommodations, etc., but he didn’t realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding – so he can’t go.

If you’re interested and want to go in his place, it’s at St Peter’s Church, in New York City, at 5 p.m.  Her name’s Louise. She’s 5’4″, about 125 lbs., good cook, makes $130,000 a year.

She will be the one in the white dress . . .


HAHAhaha!  Oh my gosh, they got me!  At first I thought it was an announcement in the newsletter and was thinking, wow what guy with Superbowl tickets would let his fiancée schedule the wedding on the same day?!  Yep, they got me good.  Open-mouthed smile

Have a great weekend!

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