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A Shopping Errand

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replied, “They had avocados.”

If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!

Men will get it the first time.

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Ha!  As a linear thinker, I get it.  As a woman, I bristle at, “Men will get it the first time.”  To that I reply, “A smart man will ask, ‘Get six of what?’”

Have an awesome weekend!

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