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– If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.

– I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.

– Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.

– Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

– I’m great at multi- tasking- – I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

– Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

– Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more- talented fool.

– Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

– If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

– A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

– My wife got 8 out 10 on her driver’s test- – the other two guys managed to jump out of her way.

– There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

– Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

– If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

– No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.


Hahaha!  I love the punnies!  I should collect a whole bunch, put them together and call it the Punny Pages.  Winking smile

Have an awesome weekend!

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22 thoughts on “Funnies

    1. That one made me chuckle too – I’m especially good at that one. 😀

      Glad to make you laugh!

      LOL, I just realized what I wrote and how it probably sounded after your comment – I meant, I’m super good at procrastination and the other stuff – I am SO not good at multi-tasking!


            1. Oh my goodness, spiders are one of my biggest fears! One just skittered across my desk the other night when I was typing! Thank goodness my son came to my rescue!

              I have long said that with the exception of butterflies and possibly ladybugs, if it has more than 4 legs, it needs to die! lol *shudder*

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                    1. Aww, thank you sweetie. 🙂 Yes, I am a proud mama. I think he’s going to turn out okay, in spite of me, not because of me! 😀 Since he was a baby I’ve said that we’re lucky he lets us raise him, lol.

                      *hugs* ❤


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