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So … about that foot

So what happened was … I was attacked.  By a can of vegetables.  Can you believe it?  There I was, minding my own business, when the can ruthlessly hurled itself out of my hand and viciously attacked my foot [with its edge!] for no reason.  There was much yelling and cursing but ultimately, I think I won because I put a hole in that son of a … gun, and bled him dry.

Which sounds a lot more entertaining, and far less humiliating, than I dropped a can of green beans on my foot like a dumbass.  🙄

Thanks you guys, for being concerned.  🙂  *hugs*

~Vanessa

Or wait, maybe I could say that I injured it because someone on the Internet was wrong and I had to go kick their a$$.  No?

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