A Contractor in Heaven
A contractor dies on a fishing accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band.
Saint Peter runs over, shakes his hand and says “Congratulations!”
“Congratulations for what?” asks the contractor
“Congratulations for what?” says Saint Peter. “We are celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old.”
“But that’s not true,” says the consultant. “I only lived to be forty.”
“That’s impossible,” says Saint Peter, “we added up your time sheets!”
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Ha! I’d say “that’ll teach him!” but it seems to be a bit late for that.
Have an amazing weekend!
Haha More creative accounting! Have a great weekend Ness 🙂
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LOL I know, right? 🙂 You have a wonderful weekend too, sweetheart!
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Thank you. Hugs ♥
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<3<3
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Big smiles😃
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Thanks! Back atcha, Andy! 😀
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Ah-ha, so you know a contractor or two, eh? haha
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LOL Yeah, I used to have a friend who tried his hand at contracting, some years ago. I was stunned at all the “tricks” he told me about.
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Hmmm so that’s four times what it should be…is that enough??? 😉
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That contractor would probably want to go with 5 times, lol.
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Lol…:-) I’m sure!!
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