Die Heretic Scum!
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a young man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!”
“Why shouldn’t I?” he said.
“Well, there’s so much to live for!”
“Well… are you religious?”
He said yes.
I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?”
“Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ?
“Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”
“Baptist” “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”
“Baptist Church of God!”
“Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?”
“Reformed Baptist Church of God!”
“Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?”
He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!”
I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off.
Another oldie but goodie. It makes me laugh as it shows off how we all too often get hung up on the little details. Not that I’m guilty of that myself or anything.
Have an awesome weekend!