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Funnies

The Border

A customs officer at the Mexican border noticed a man coming across one day on a bicycle with two small sacks tied to the handlebars. He naturally got suspicious and asked him to open the sacks, but when he did he found nothing but sand.

This went on every day for the next month. Each time he’d stop the bicycle and open the sacks, and he’d find only sand.

A few years later, he ran into the biker in a restaurant in Tijuana. After some small talk he said, “Come on . I know you were smuggling something all that time. I won’t tell. I’m just curious. What was it?”

The other man said, “Bicycles.”

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Ha!  It’s always the thing right in front of you that you can’t see, isn’t it?  LOL

Have a great weekend!

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