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Pregnancy Q&A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough

Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine the baby’s sex?

A: Child birth

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.

A: So what’s your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out your pregnant.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

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