One of the mysteries of life is that a two pound box of chocolates can make you gain five pounds.
The reason women over 50 don’t have babies is because we would put them down and forget where we put them.
It’s time to give up jogging for your health when your thighs keep rubbing together and starting your pants on fire.
Skinny people bug me. They say things like, “Sometimes I forget to eat.”
Why is it harder to lose weight as you get older? Because by that time your body and your fat have become really good friends.
My mind doesn’t wander, it leaves completely.
I read some article which said that the symptoms of stress are impulse buying, eating too much and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That’s what I call a perfect day.
Ha!! Well, some things are just true, that’s a fact.
Happy Friday the 13th, and have an awesome weekend!